Random Imaginary Conversations Between INDC Bill and His Bathroom Mirror

INDC Bill: I think Russell Crowe is the dreamiest....
BM:
Bill: He's so studly!
BM:
Bill: I mean, it's like Hollywood could cast him for anything and he'd be superb!
BM:
Bill: Mr. Perfecto! Every time!
BM:
Bill: Think of all the really manly guys he could play....
BM:
Bill: Knute Rockne...Charlemagne.....Patton....
BM:
Bill: Sam Spade.... Ben Hur......Paul Bunyan......
BM:
Bill: The Lone Ranger......
BM:
Bill: Batman......
BM:
Bill: If they're really gonna remake Clash of the Titans, I hope he'll get to be Zeus! What a perfect bod for hurling thunderbolts!
BM:
Bill: *sigh*
BM:
BM: Dude, shut up and finish shaving already.

UPDATE:

Bill: Natty Bumpo.....Ghengis Khan.......Pappy Boyington......
BM:
Bill: Bull Halsey.....Larry Csonka.......
BM:
Bill: Mr. Incredible....
BM:
Bill *giggle*
BM:
BM: Dude, you're making me all foggy.