February 24, 2006

EWWWWWWW, Gross

How to tell your shelf life as a celebrity has expired.

Blech. She would have been, what, four when he made Top Gun?

Posted by Steve at February 24, 2006 01:27 PM | TrackBack
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Just Ew.

Posted by: Chai-rista at February 24, 2006 01:53 PM

Well, no older than Katie Holmes was at the time, certainly.

Posted by: The Colossus at February 24, 2006 01:56 PM

Although to be fair, "Just Ew" is my response to ANY story involving Paris Hilton.

Posted by: Brian B at February 24, 2006 01:56 PM

Top Gun? It has been all downhill since Real Geniuses...

Posted by: LB buddy at February 24, 2006 02:01 PM

Or maybe Top Secret.

Posted by: LB buddy at February 24, 2006 02:02 PM

Real Genius. Singular.

Posted by: Brian B at February 24, 2006 02:09 PM

Speaking of which, how many crappy sounding movies can one actor have in pre-release at a time? There should be a law.

Posted by: Brian B at February 24, 2006 02:20 PM

I have to agree with LB Buddy on this one. Top Secret is one of my favorite comedies ever, but Real Genius was merely okay, not to mention reeking of Eighties zeitgeist. And I never much cared for Top Gun.

Which was followed by a long, long, long string of forgettable movies. Kilmer really isn't in a position to slam Paris for being "famous for nothing." Pot, meet Kettle. Now, stick your tongue down Kettle's throat.

Posted by: utron at February 24, 2006 02:44 PM

One word - ICK.

Posted by: bobgirrl at February 24, 2006 03:11 PM

Although from a purely sociological perspective, I'm trying to figure out which one would be the contrast gainer in this pairing.

Posted by: bobgirrl at February 24, 2006 03:14 PM

I know that I'm the contrast loser from simply having read it...

Posted by: Steve the LLamabutcher at February 24, 2006 03:28 PM

YOU feel like the loser? I made the mistake of following the link to the pictures.

I'm not going to have an appetite for the rest of the decade.

Posted by: Brian B at February 24, 2006 03:46 PM

Gack.

Posted by: jen at February 24, 2006 04:06 PM

Mrs. LMC will be crushed to know that Val Kilmer was probing Paris Hilton's tonsils.

Posted by: LMC at February 24, 2006 04:12 PM

It is gross...any man would have to tie a board to his butt so he didn't, you know, fall all the way in...

But you have to admit, Kilmer made a great Doc Holliday. Isn't that a daisy?

Posted by: GroovyVic at February 24, 2006 07:39 PM

After fondling that petri dish, I'm sure he's going to have to visit a Doc Holliday.

Posted by: Steve the LLamabutcher at February 25, 2006 10:01 AM