February 24, 2006

A regular Jack Aubrey he aint

Robbo always likes to complain about Russell Crowe being chosen to play Lucky Jack Aubrey, but it could've been worse: can you imagine Aubrey smacking a Frenchman with a manila folder?

Then he would turn, do that look down through his tastefully tousled hair, and wrly slip,

"I love the smell of moisturizer in the morning: it smells of victory."

Posted by Steve at February 24, 2006 01:25 PM | TrackBack

Back in the day, he was talked of as being a future James Bond. This was back in the Lair of the White Worm period, when he was kind of actually a half-assed action star.

Yeah, I know.

Posted by: The Colossus at February 24, 2006 01:51 PM