February 22, 2006

Gratuitous Domestic Bliss Posting (TM)

JohnL of TexasBestGrok nails it with a one-word explanation: kids.

UTTERLY IMAGINARY MARITAL BEDROOM SCENE:

She: Mmmmm....Hello, stranger.

He: Hey, there.......

She: It's been a while. How about we.....wait! What was that?

He: Goddamit, I thought they were asleep!

She: Oh, Jaysus.....

Voice Off Stage: Mooooomy? Can I come snuggle?

He: Christ on crutches! It's bloody 5:30 AM!

She: Go back to bed!

Voice Off Stage: But, Moooo-ooommmmm!

He: Dammit! Listen to your mother! Go back to bed!

Voice Off Stage: Oomp! Oomp! Waaaa-aaaaaaa.......

He: @#$(*@*(#$@#$*@#(&*$@**#($(*@#!!!!!....

She: Dear! Anyway, I think she's gone.

He: Bugger it! I've got to get up and get ready for work now anyway.....[Exit stage left]

Or so I would imagine. If JohnL's theory were correct, of course.....

Posted by Robert at February 22, 2006 11:38 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I'm glad it ended the way it did. Because the thought of you actually having sex - concomittant with the de rigeur props and accoutrements, like the Anduril sword, ranger cloak and plastic Eowyn elf ear tips for the wife - well that just skeeves me out a bit.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at February 23, 2006 07:48 AM

Eowyn is no elf, thankyouverymuch. Galadriel elf ear tips, maybe.

Posted by: jen at February 23, 2006 10:52 AM

that was a test, jen.

And you FAILED. Oh yes you did.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at February 23, 2006 12:30 PM

OK, Arwen, then.

*sniff*

Posted by: jen at February 23, 2006 01:16 PM

No, no: you failed because you were DORKY ENOUGH TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE AND CORRECT ME.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at February 23, 2006 01:20 PM

that was a test, jen.

you failed because you were DORKY ENOUGH TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE AND CORRECT ME.

For it to be a test, YOU would have to know the difference.

Et Tu, Kettle?

Posted by: Brian B at February 23, 2006 01:23 PM

DON'T DISTRACT WITH YOUR SHIFTY DEVIL SUBTERFUGE!

Posted by: Bill from INDC at February 23, 2006 01:31 PM

Uh huh.

I bet you have a life-sized cutout of Orlando Bloom as Legolas in your room, doncha?

Posted by: Brian B at February 23, 2006 01:51 PM

Heh.

It's probably Gimli.

Posted by: jen at February 23, 2006 04:15 PM

No, it's a poster.

And he's in a pirate outfit.

http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/002000.php

Posted by: Bill from INDC at February 23, 2006 04:33 PM

It's probably Gimli.

I believe we've established that Scottish Dwarves are ROBBO's fetish.

Posted by: Brian B at February 23, 2006 04:50 PM

Bill,

That's not so bad, pirates are macho. Heck, I have one of Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow myself.

But a poster of a guy dressed as an elf, that would just be gay.

Posted by: Brian B at February 23, 2006 04:52 PM

I'm gonna red-card the lot of you if you don't break this up.

Posted by: Robbo the LB at February 23, 2006 05:06 PM

Yeah, use a soccer term, that'll earn you straight points.

Posted by: Brian B at February 23, 2006 05:21 PM