January 15, 2006

Forget Israel v. Iran

I'm more worried that Jennifer Anniston will obtain nuclear warheads before the international community can react, and Angelina Jolie can deploy Patriot missiles.

Which I guess would make Vince Vaughn the "force de frappe" in that sorrid storyline.

Posted by Steve at January 15, 2006 06:21 PM | TrackBack
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Angelina Jolie can deploy Patriot missiles

Is that what kids these days call them?

Posted by: LB buddy at January 15, 2006 06:49 PM

Maximum yield, full spread...

Posted by: KMR at January 15, 2006 10:24 PM

I'm just glad I'm not the one who'll have to deal with the fallout from this whole sordid affair.

Posted by: Brian B at January 16, 2006 09:57 AM