January 15, 2006

Further signs of the Apocalypse

Jeff at Beautiful Atrocities has been nominated for a Pulitzer.

I didn't realize "fashionista bitchy" was a new category, but hey, whatever works.

While you're there, don't forget to check out the Hajj-O-Meter.

FURTHER SIGNS THE END OF DAYS IS NEAR: KISS guitarist goes in for hip-replacement surgery.

There's a bad "I'm/Going to Rock and Roll all night" joke in there that I'm too lazy to reach for.

YOU THINK I'M FREAKIN' KIDDING? THEN CHECK THIS OUT: Affleck and Damon set to star in remake of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

That is just SO wrong at so many levels. Affleck and Damon in the CHiPs movie yes, remaking a Paul Neuman classic no.

I mean those two hacks shouldn't even be allowed to RENT the movies of Paul Neuman.

Posted by Steve at January 15, 2006 06:17 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Well at least they would never remake the Pink Panther with Steve Martin because that would just be wrong.

Erm...

http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=4616

Posted by: LB buddy at January 15, 2006 08:09 PM

They'd be much better suited for a remake of Bareback or Borkedback or Brokeback Moutain. Then at least there'd be a "love connection".

Posted by: phin at January 15, 2006 08:38 PM

I'm thinking that Ben Stiller/Owen Wilson probably already have CHIPS coming at us soon.

Posted by: The Colossus at January 16, 2006 11:05 AM

As long as no one touches Casablanca, I'm cool.

Posted by: Brian B at January 17, 2006 12:38 PM

Is Paul Neuman Alfred E.'s brother?

The shouldn't be allowed to rent Paul Newman's movies either.

Posted by: Chrees at January 17, 2006 06:31 PM