December 05, 2005

LLAMABUTCHER INDUSTRIES.....WHEN ONLY A GIFT WITH A SMOKING, SUN-GLASSES WEARING LLAMA WILL SAY "I'M TOO CHEAP TO SHOP AT ZALE'S"

[Update: Stuck to the top of the page for a bit until we get a sidebar link up. Because nothing says "top-notch holiday gift ideas" like a couple of llamas in sunglasses on stuff. Scroll down for regular yips.]

Adam Smith rolls over in his grave...

The LLamabutchers Industries Store (Beta) has opened, featuring tastefully appointed fine goods picked from among our extensive staff of personal shoppers who travel the world to bring you only the finest t-shirts and coffee mugs.

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All proceeds will go to charity, if by charity you mean the Rob and Steve DVD and computer game fund.

Yips! from Robbo: Woo Hoo! Let me just say, tho', that any purchase of the Llama Thong by Llama Correspondents or their immediate families is strictly verboten. I just don't think I could handle that.....

YIPS from Steve: New for the discriminating INDC Journal or Beautiful Atrocities reader on your gift list:

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Posted by Steve at December 5, 2005 04:29 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I might be your first customer. Order just placed for 2 large mugs.

Yip! Yip!

Posted by: The Colossus at November 28, 2005 06:23 PM

Just ordered a sweatshirt, which I will wear everywhere I go!

Posted by: GroovyVic at November 28, 2005 08:01 PM

Your gear will get me fired. And I mean that as a compliment.

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at November 28, 2005 09:38 PM

can I trust you guys with my credit card info?

Posted by: Keith S. at November 28, 2005 10:51 PM

Considering the fact that rumor says you have a whole army of ex-Spetsnaz at your command, feel free to leave it here in the comments. Won't come to no harm. We promise.

Posted by: Robbo the LB at November 28, 2005 11:10 PM

WOOT!!!! Got mine. Y'know... just in case that wishlist item gets ignored...

Looks good. Thanks for the work. Maybe future merch could have larger logo? Or small logo off to one side - not bullseye centered? Just suggestions. Speaking as a llama fangirl geek, I have enough trouble keeping eyes on face in conversations. A dead center logo draws even more attention. Ahem. :) Unless said logo is large enough to make the logo the object of fascination rather than what the logo covers. :P Although... could be advertising for the site, I guess...

Anyhoo, good job, Llamas! :)

Posted by: Nicole at November 29, 2005 10:45 AM

Well...I've already been forbidden by The Cakeeater, from getting one of the thongs for her for Christmas. I was about to be dissapoined, but on closer inspection, your logo on a thong wouldn't be entirely accurate for Kathy. The area is neither meaty, wooly, nor snippy.


(Now where am I going to stay tonight after Kathy reads that?)

Posted by: MRN aka "The Husband" at November 29, 2005 02:03 PM

Oh, my @##$ing God!

The mortification!

Posted by: Kathy at November 29, 2005 04:13 PM

Dude, you are so dead....

Posted by: Robbo the LB at November 29, 2005 04:17 PM

A self-immolation so complete that a Buddhist monk might aspire to it. Ouch.

Posted by: The Colossus at November 29, 2005 08:29 PM

Great. Only 20 shopping days left. What happened to November?

Posted by: tee bee at November 30, 2005 12:38 AM

Unrelated: check this comment thread for Tim T's lethal summation of Tolkien:

http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7529903&postID=113326430989444368

Posted by: beautifulatrocities at November 30, 2005 11:46 AM

I've got a new slogan I'd like to see on your merch:

http://tinyurl.com/bs9w5

Posted by: Chai-rista at November 30, 2005 01:56 PM

Friend of yours?

Posted by: beautifulatrocities at November 30, 2005 07:23 PM

For any who may have been concerned for my well being, I am happy to announce that I still have all my limbs.

Posted by: MRN aka "The Husband" at November 30, 2005 10:35 PM

yeah, but we can't say the same for your frontal lobe, can we, darling?

Posted by: Kathy at November 30, 2005 10:40 PM

Um, I can't find the Cafe Press page with I HATE LLAMABUTCHERS shirts ... ??

Posted by: beautifulatrocities at December 1, 2005 11:33 AM

Because I've always desperately longed to be one of the cool kids, I'll probably get the hoodie, but I'd like the logo to be way bigger. Size does matter, bigger is better, &cet, &cet. Any chance it's just my browser making it look more like a resort logo?

The INDC/BA redesign should probably have something like "How come you never call me anymore?" scrawled at the bottom.

Posted by: tee bee at December 2, 2005 12:49 AM

Stuck to the top of the page for a bit until we get a sidebar link up.

Give me a fucking break

Posted by: beautifulatrocities at December 2, 2005 09:57 AM