August 18, 2007

We're the LLamabutchers, and we're nothing if not devoted to the pursuit of science

Today's edition of Ask Prof. LLamabutcher comes from A. dKosfecklessloser, via our friends over at Little Green Footballs. Feckless asks:

And the word doesn’t even mean anything!!! What the f*ck is a moonbat?
Now, now, young sir, the mating and eating (but, oddly, not bathing, as they don't seem to bathe) habits of the Macroglossius lunarius are well documented by our old colleague Dr. Werner VanSchtrudenbacher.

We here at the LLamabutchers are proud of our role in cementing the nickname via this piece of classic LLama pshop japery circa April 2004:


Here's a simple test, though, Feckless: if you can look at the following picture and think to yourself, "Yeah, I'd hit that, after picking up some Chomsky-brand free range tofu from the Whole Foods"

moonbat hotties.jpg

thennnnn you're probably a Moonbat.

Posted by Steve-O at August 18, 2007 09:28 PM | TrackBack

You could put together a whole Jeff Foxworthy-esque "You Might Be A Moonbat If.." series of jokes. Someone with a better sense of the comedic thn I ought to do that. Talk about a fertile field.

Posted by: Hucbald at August 19, 2007 05:44 AM

absolutely agree. steve-o, this is all you. i see an expanded t-shirt franchise, mugs, commemorative coins, etc.

Posted by: tdp at August 20, 2007 06:31 AM

What if I thought about "hitting that" with a water balloon? Does that count?

And can't you just hear the big wet smacking noise it would make?

Posted by: rp at August 20, 2007 02:06 PM