September 22, 2008

Time For A Robbo Sammich

I could survive for 57 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

I'm sure it would seem much longer.

Yips! to Jonah.

Posted by Robert at September 22, 2008 09:40 AM | TrackBack

Posted by: LMC at September 22, 2008 11:39 AM

A minute 13. I may have fudged a bit on how high I can jump and what I might know about fighting.

For some reason they didn't ask whether I would ever bring a knife to a gunfight. That might have helped my score a bit.

Posted by: McGehee at September 22, 2008 12:32 PM

41 seconds . I always forget that I can use my severed arm to beat back my attacker.

Posted by: Monica at September 22, 2008 01:14 PM

You always have to go for the top bunk, 1 minute and 3 seconds.

Posted by: Sarah G. at September 22, 2008 09:36 PM

1 minute, 28 seconds. But then I study martial arts. And I actually do have a knife by my bedside.

Posted by: rbj at September 23, 2008 09:01 AM

A minute 22. And I agree about the knife thing. I'm a chef. I'm damn handy with a knife. Always have one with me. If Tarzan can off a lion or a croc, then I can filet a damn velociraptor.

And really, when you think of it, the whole velociraptor thing is a Spielberg construct. I mean, the T-Rex completely pwned the velociraptors at the end of the movie, after a bunch of kids handed them their collective asses. The Aussie safari guy may have well been wearing a Star Trek red shirt telegraphing that, "Hey, I'm gonna die horribly!"

So. Give me a reasonable knife, and I'll give ole 'raptor the what for, eh?

Posted by: Chef Mojo at September 28, 2008 01:01 AM