Were any of them offering acid or 'shrooms?

'Cause that wouldn't be a righteous bust--that would be a sad, sad "why didn't they text me with an offer before they got nailed" bust.

And I really hate those kinds of busts. They put a serious crimp in my mellow, and generally harsh my day.

;-)

At my alma mater, Pt. Loma Nazarene U., we had a creepy peeper who had obtained a copy of the campus telephone directory and amused himself by calling women to threaten or cajole them into chatting with him while he...gotta run, kettle's boiling! Time for tea.

Huh...where I went to school it was Sigma Chi that had the best drugs.

Why am I picturing a college student dressed like Herb Tarleck from "WKRP" working his butt off trying to make a sale?

"Yeah, we get a lot of compliments on the mescaline. It's really popular with the liberal arts crowd, and if you buy a bag today, we'll throw in a box of pop tarts and an autographed copy of "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. What? You want a nickel bag of weed with it for that price? I'll have to go check with my manager, but I think we can work something out if you get the extended warranty with your purchase."

I plead the Fifth.

LOL! I love it Russ!