May 06, 2008

Righteous Bust in San Diego

Almost 100 students of San Diego Sate University were arrested today for drug trafficking. The student drug distribution cells (AKA "seven campus fraternities") routinely sent text messages to customers listing sale prices . . . one supposes on closeout drugs?

Yes - Theta Chi was apparently the Big Lots of cocaine deals. Get this - "According to prosecutors, one of the students arrested was a cocaine dealer on campus who was one month away from obtaining his master's degree in Homeland Security."

The more I hear, the more entertaining this gets. Read for yourself here.

Posted by Chai-Rista at May 6, 2008 01:42 PM | TrackBack

Were any of them offering acid or 'shrooms?

'Cause that wouldn't be a righteous bust--that would be a sad, sad "why didn't they text me with an offer before they got nailed" bust.

And I really hate those kinds of busts. They put a serious crimp in my mellow, and generally harsh my day.


Posted by: Pep at May 6, 2008 02:16 PM

At my alma mater, Pt. Loma Nazarene U., we had a creepy peeper who had obtained a copy of the campus telephone directory and amused himself by calling women to threaten or cajole them into chatting with him while he...gotta run, kettle's boiling! Time for tea.

Posted by: Joules at May 6, 2008 04:32 PM

Huh...where I went to school it was Sigma Chi that had the best drugs.

Posted by: GroovyVic at May 6, 2008 08:29 PM

Why am I picturing a college student dressed like Herb Tarleck from "WKRP" working his butt off trying to make a sale?

"Yeah, we get a lot of compliments on the mescaline. It's really popular with the liberal arts crowd, and if you buy a bag today, we'll throw in a box of pop tarts and an autographed copy of "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. What? You want a nickel bag of weed with it for that price? I'll have to go check with my manager, but I think we can work something out if you get the extended warranty with your purchase."

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at May 7, 2008 07:07 AM

I plead the Fifth.

Posted by: rbj at May 7, 2008 07:56 AM

LOL! I love it Russ!

Posted by: Chai-rista at May 7, 2008 08:04 AM