Potomac Primary Daze

Damn them all, says I. Instead, I'm starting a write-in campaign on behalf of Rufus T. Firefly:

Please consider joining me in this effort.

UPDATE: Okay, maybe that joke was a little bit lame. You want comedy? This is comedy:

Clinton, speaking on WJLA Channel 7 in Washington and Politico.com, also promised there would be no new scandals involving her husband, former President Bill Clinton.

The senator was asked a question from a Politico.com reader in Santa Monica, Calif., who was seeking assurance that "no new business or personal scandal involving Bill Clinton" could erupt if she were in the White House and give fodder to Republicans.

"You know, I can assure this reader that that is not going to happen," she said. "You know, none of us can predict the future, no matter who we are and what we are running for, but I am very confident that that will not happen."

MWAHAHAHAHROTFLMAOSOSPDQSYZYGYASAPSTETWWJDETAL!!!!!!!!!!!

UPDATE: What the heck, I'm operating outside the Taft Act Neutral Zone today, so let's have SWMNBN show us how it's really done: