January 19, 2008

Gratuitous Domestic Posting (TM) - Technological Seduction Division

So the Missus went and bought herself an I-pod. True to our rayther Luddite leanings, we had to have one of the Llama-ettes' little friends come over and set the durn thing up for her.

For the past day or two, therefore, the talk around Orgle Manor has been of nothing but said I-pod, the Missus praising its glories and the Llama-ettes squabbling over it like seagulls fighting over a dead crab. I was sniffing about the whole business this morning when the Missus said, "Oh, yes? Well what about you and your blogging?"

"That, my dear," I replied loftily, "is an exercise in creative writing."

"Uh, huh," she said. "And I suppose all those babe photos you post are an exercise in creative writing, too?"

Ouch.

IN FOR A PENNY UPDATE: It happens to be the late Robert Palmer's birthday today. In his honor, let us study one of his more famous MTV videos with a view to a discussion of the so-called Reagan Revolution of the mid-80's and the aesthetics of babe objectification in popular musick and culchah and stuff during that period. This is strictly academic, of course:

Posted by Robert at January 19, 2008 09:26 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Trying to come up with a way of making a babe photo somehow an important post *is* creative writing.

(n.b., no one ever said anything about good writing, just creative writing)

Posted by: rbj at January 19, 2008 09:42 AM

On the up-side - at least she pays attention to your interests!!

And thanks for your creative writing in spite of the "babe" pics. ;-)

Posted by: JB in Florida at January 19, 2008 10:17 AM

Poor Robert, you get no respect do you?

Love the writing ... and the babe photos are interesting too. I like trying to get a peek at what guys are thinking ...

Posted by: keysunset at January 19, 2008 11:42 AM

Robbo,

Please respond to the Missus with the following:

Start with : "It's a well known fact that"

- Art often celebrates the human form, of which the female is the more beautiful...


and finish with:

"Everyone knows that".....

Posted by: kmr at January 19, 2008 03:10 PM

The era that saw the rise of Madonna deserves Palmer's astute observations about knock-off paragons of contemporary beauty demonstrating mastery over the era's most revered (and phallocentric) technological invention (before said iPod). Ahem.

Was that erudite enough?

Posted by: tee bee at January 19, 2008 05:46 PM

Man, I didn't realize he was dead.

Posted by: rbj at January 20, 2008 11:41 AM