December 14, 2007

Dog Bites Man Penis

Well, file this one under "things you just can't make up":

A drunk Cambodian man became embroiled in an unfortunate genital incident when, as he was urinating through a fence, a happy little puppy on the other side bit onto his penis.

News reports in Phnom Penh said that Kann Veasna was relieving himself through a hole in the fence after a hard day drinking wine when the incident occurred.

The Rasmei Kampuchea newspaper suggested that the puppy may have thought Veasna's penis was toy.

A toy? Hmm. I wonder if it squeaked or something?
Mr Veasna's puppy/penis misfortune came to light when he turned up at hospital in the Cambodian capital, and regaled them with his tale of mirth and woe.

He was suffering from lacerations to his penis. However, doctors were able to save his organ, and are hopeful that the puppy did him no permanent damage.

News agency DPA quoted one doctor as saying: 'It's undoubtedly sore now, but luckily it should still be useful to him in the future.'

Which is the more perplexing question?

1) How could a small puppy reach the penis of a standing man in order to bite it?
2) How do you qualify a "hard day drinking wine"?
3) Why would a man pee through a hole in a fence to begin with?

Posted by Gary at December 14, 2007 02:51 PM | TrackBack
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Answers.

1. Having no toilet seat to put down and sit upon (per wife's instructions) he was kneeling to minimize splash.

2. Wine is not beer ergo imbibing it is a hardship.

3. Penis + hole + alcohol = instinct.

Follow up question: Which hurt worse, the bite or having his penis referred to as a toy in the international press?

Posted by: Uncle Pinky at December 14, 2007 03:41 PM