December 07, 2007

Splitting up the Dream Team--It's Time to Say Goodbye to the LLamabutchers

Well folks, with Gary's endorsement of the Rudinator below, it forces my hand.

I've got to break with my LLamabrethern on such an important issue of policy and principle that I'm not sure if our blog alliance will be able to survive the split.

I'd like to think that we can remain friends after I swim the Seine, but that might not at all be possible.

If that's the case, if our friendship is shattered, I stand and wave adieu with a heart free of malice or bitterness, with nothing but happy memories of our time blogging together.

I've got to come out of the closet as they say on a very important issue.

It's that I'm...

officially renouncing Melissa Theuriau as the official thinking man's strumpet, and hereby endorsing for once and for all times the one true thinking man's strumpet:

Tina Fey.

I will brook no dissent on this matter. No Elisabeth Shue, no Mia Sorvino, no Mary Stuart Masterson, and no frog nooz readers.

All Tina. All the time.

That is all.

And yes, in case you were wondering, the new cold medication is mixing nicely with the Vicodin and anti-depressants, thank you very much.

Posted by Steve-O at December 7, 2007 10:31 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Thank God you've gotten past that distressing Helen Hunt (who we all know is actually Krzyzewski-in-a-blonde-wig) thing you had going for awhile. ANYbody but Helen Hunt!

You have all my blessings on you and Tina Fey.

Posted by: Chai-rista at December 7, 2007 10:52 AM

"Krzyzewski-in-a-blonde-wig"! ROTFL! Now that's precious!!!

A toast of a hot cup of black coffee on a chill day to you and Tina Fey, Steve-o!

Posted by: keysunset at December 7, 2007 04:28 PM

Steve-o

Get yours ears checked...We don't want to understand the news, we just want a pretty face.

Posted by: Marvin at December 7, 2007 05:49 PM

Who is Tina Fey?

Posted by: Robbo the LB at December 8, 2007 02:47 PM