I have a friend whose professor had one change of clothing and if you knocked on his office door and ran off, he would come out with a shot gun. I wonder where he would fit...

How about Professor Respect Mah Auth-or-i-tai! That's for the guy who won't tolerate any kind of intellectual give and take.

One of my best professors was a philosophy professors who was a #6, Professor Yellow Notes. And I had a professor #12 who overslept our final, so he gave everyone an A on it. We literally had to call him, wake him up, and tell him he overslept the final. One of the pretty young women in the class had his home number, which revealed to us all that he was also a Professor #11. Pretty amusing.

He was, of course, an English liter-a-toor professor, so our other running joke about him was that "he teaches English Lit (pause). He teaches everything lit."

How about Professor "Oops, I lit my hand on fire" (Chemistry); Professor "Leave me alone, I am in throes of a bitter divorce" (Business Administration); or Dean "I Never Practice Law a Day in My Life" (Law School)

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