UPDATE

An update to our post earlier in the day on traffic goosing, "juicing," and the bizarre things people visit our site looking for: someone who shall go nameless plopped something into the Tasty Bits Mail Sack doubting the whole thing, that I'm making up the grossly significant percentage of our daily traffic that comes from the Middle East from folks dialing up Google looking for illicit pickies of hot French Nooz Babe Melissa Theuriau, Yasir Arafat, and a goat, let alone naughty NFL cheerleaders and the aforementioned French Nooz hottie.

Obviously, our little doubter needs how to read sitemeter stats, because it would give little nuggets like this:

MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS, A BRITNEY SPEARS SIZE BAG OF METH, AND A CONVENTION OF SHRINERS: I've discovered the Google "translate" function.

Step one: going to google saudi arabia.

Type in your search phrase in English.

When you get your search results, click on the Arabic text next to the English heading.

Gaze at the accidental poetic humor caused when certain things just don't translate:

It's even funnier if you change the background template to the garish Valentine's Day format. Yikes, indeed!