"Leave Britney Alone"

Half of the readers may have already been emailed this but this is just too bizarre not to share.

Britney Spears' biggest fan is not happy with you nit-pickers (language warning!):

Since nobody asked, I'll through in my two cents.

1) I find it fascinating that someone could get this upset over a complete stranger. Certainly fans feel a connection to a performer, actor or other famous person that they like because they're all over the media. But at what point does a person lose sight of the reality that this connection is based on nothing, really? I'd think that if Britney Spears were to watch this, she'd be touched. For about ten seconds. Then she'd be a little freaked out.

2) I watched the clip from the VMAs. Britney was listless and her performance kind of sloppy and uninspired (as was most of the music honored at the Video Music Awards) but I have to say that our culture's standards for what is considered fat are way out of proportion with reality. She still looked purty darn good to me.

Yips! from Robbo: Mr. Atoz over at Agent Bedhead has teh funniest, coffee-snarf-inducing comment I've seen so far. Go on over, but you've been warned.