September 11, 2007

Remind me not to piss this guy off

Yo, Poles (aka long time commentator TDP, my former college roomie), be happy I never tried this one on you:

Posted by Steve-O at September 11, 2007 10:09 PM | TrackBack
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Wow. This little snot who filmed this should be slipped a mickey, dressed in a corset, and dumped off at a biker bar. What a total violation of The Code. Never, ever get in the way of another guy's action. Especially if you're a punk who dines alone.

From another angle, perhaps we should initiate a Star Chamber of sorts. So many of us have so many daughters that one of us is bound to want to pound on some young weasel who makes our girl cry. Now if we were to act on that -- with our motive clear -- we could potentially be in some minor legal pickle.

So what if the father of the distraught girl happened to have a bullet-proof alibi for the exact time period when the young jerk who made his daughter cry found himself duct-taped to the hood of his car, head shaved into the shape of a limp tallywhacker, and a note super-glued to his head that said 'dickhead'? The only thing witnesses agreed upon was the fact that a car with out-of-state plates drove off at around that time.

I'll watch your back if you watch mine.

Posted by: tdp at September 12, 2007 04:50 AM

tdp - I'm in. But I have a better idea than the superglued note - writing with silver nitrate. It gets under the skin and turns black as ink, so it looks like a tattoo. It flushes out in a few days, but for those few days the mark is worrying about how much laser removal of a forehead tattoo is going to hurt.

Posted by: John at September 12, 2007 06:33 AM

That is so wrong. If anyone did that to my daughter, they'd face something a lot worse than a shaved head. Try loss of sac.

Posted by: GroovyVic at September 12, 2007 08:45 AM