August 22, 2007

Not a good day for Animal Rights Activists

Case One: The Minnesota Bridge collapse: the fault of the Chimperor and his evil Iraq War? Karl Rove's nefarious schemes?


How about "corrosive pigeon guano."

Case Two: Climate warming in the Arctic: Evil AmeriKKKan oil drilling in ANWAR?


How about Norwegian Moose farting?

And yes, in finest Dave Barry traditions, both "Norwegian Moose Farting" and "Corrosive Pigeon Guano" would be good as names not only for a rock band, but as a new X-Games sport.

Posted by Steve-O at August 22, 2007 08:48 PM | TrackBack

Those would also be good titles for novels, or Critical Studies courses ...

Posted by: Professor Chaos at August 22, 2007 09:32 PM

Corrosive pigeon guano + Norwegian moose farts.

Hmmm, I smell a Turner prize winner.

Posted by: rbj at August 23, 2007 12:19 PM