July 20, 2007

Two Words To Guaren-Damn-Tee That Tomorrow Is The Best Damned Saturday, Evah!


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you President Cheney!

Prepare to witness the awesome power of teh Dark Side of the Force! Bwaaa-hahahaha!!!!!!!!

UPDATE: Ya know, I'm especially excited because an incident that has long puzzled me suddenly makes sense. Long time readers may recall my mentioning that one of Cheney's grand-daughters was Christened in the same ceremony as the seven year old Llama-ette, of whom Steve-O is the God-father. (This is true, you know.)

So there all three of us were, standing up around the baptismal font, when suddenly Cheney leaned over to Steve-O and me and whispered, "Wait...."

This is a gonna be guuuuud!!

Posted by Robert at July 20, 2007 04:27 PM | TrackBack

Much ado about nothing,


Posted by: marvin at July 20, 2007 05:24 PM


Posted by: Rachel at July 20, 2007 06:35 PM

Bomb Iran. Not enough time to fly bombers over, so use the nukes: 33 minute flight time, and you'll be remembered as the most significant interim president in history.

Be... a Dick.

Posted by: Hucbald at July 20, 2007 07:57 PM

It's good to be the King. Realllllly good.

Posted by: Tbird at July 22, 2007 05:02 PM

Did Scooter get the pardon? Chance wasted.

Posted by: twolaneflash at July 23, 2007 12:51 PM