July 17, 2007
The King of the faux-Kings
In the valley of the blind, the one-eyed weasel is, umm, king, I guess:
A blood-soaked �house of horrors� greeted Revere police and firefighters when they answered an Elvis impersonator�s 911 call and found that the homicidal King had pinned a half-naked guest to his living room floor with a 2-foot-long machete. �It doesn�t get more serious than this,� grim-faced assistant Suffolk District Attorney John Powers said yesterdayPosted by Steve-O at July 17, 2007 06:48 PM | TrackBack
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