June 13, 2007

"They'll know it when they see it" update

Causus Belli, my friends, causus belli:

TEHRAN, Iran (AP) -- Iran's parliament on Wednesday voted in favor of a bill that could lead to death penalty for persons convicted of working in the production of pornographic movies.

With a 148-5 vote in favor and four abstentions, lawmakers present at the Wednesday session of the 290-seat parliament approved that "producers of pornographic works and main elements in their production are considered corruptors of the world and could be sentenced to punishment as corruptors of the world."

The term, "corruptor of the world" is taken from the Quran, the Muslims' holy book, and ranks among the highest on the scale of an individual's criminal offenses. Under Iran's Islamic Penal Code, it carries a death penalty.

The "main elements" refered to in the draft include producers, directors, cameramen and actors involved in making a pornographic video.

The bill also envisages convictions ranging from one year imprisonment to a death sentence for the main distributors of the movies and also producers of Web sites in which the pornographic works would appear.

Besides videos, the bill covers all electronic visual material, such as DVD and CDs. Other material, such as porn magazines and books are already banned under Iranian law.

To become law, the bill requires an approval by the Guardian Council, a constitutional watchdog in Iran.

I love that "constitutional watchdog in Iran" line at the end the best though.

It is widely believed that the drafting of the bill came about as a reaction to a scandal last year, when a private videotape, apparently belonging to Iranian actress Zahra Amir Ebrahimi and allegedly showing her having intercourse with a man, became available across Iran.

The videotape was leaked to the Internet and released on a black market DVD, becoming a full-blown Iranian sex tape scandal. Ebrahimi later came under an official investigation, which is still ongoing. She faces fines, whip lashing or worse for her violation of Iran's morality laws.

The unnamed man on the tape, who is suspected of releasing it, reportedly fled to Armenia but was subsequently returned to Iran and charged with breach of public morality laws. He remains in jail.

In an exclusive interview with the British newspaper The Guardian early this year, Ebrahimi denied she was the woman in the film and dismissed it as a fake, made by a vengeful former fiance bent on destroying her career.

In recent years, private videotapes have increasingly been leaked to the public in Iran, riling the government and many in this conservative Islamic country, where open talk of sex is banned and considered taboo.

However, porn material is easily accessible through foreign satellite television channels in Iran. Bootleg video tapes and CDs are also available on the black market on many street corners.

Okay, here's what we need: Rusty and the Jawas receive a Letter of Marque and Reprisal, and use the Sandcrawler to start flooding the markets in Iran with cheap, high quality faux-ed up porn featuring a clearly identifiable Mack-Mood, a goat, and Golda Meir. Or, if a goat is not available, Helen Thomas. Throw in some dancing nekkid midgets, some Illinois Nazis, and Salman Rushdie in a Col. Sanders outfit and you've got a one way ticket to the destruction of Persian civilization as we know it.

Dirk Diggler, your country calls at its hour of need.

Posted by Steve-O at June 13, 2007 01:33 PM | TrackBack

Is the whipping going to be in the sequel.

And I must strongly object to the use of any Helen Thomas likeness -- that is definitely overstepping the bounds of poor taste and the Geneva Convention. Use Paris Hilton instead -- that would actually be believable.

Posted by: rbj at June 13, 2007 02:21 PM

Causus Belli would make a great name for a porn star.

Posted by: The Unabrewer at June 15, 2007 02:16 AM