May 12, 2007

Gratuitous Domestic Posting (TM) - Telling It Like It Is Division

This morning we had some people come out to haul off our now completely dead basement sectional sofa.

As the haulers were, well, hauling the thing away, all of the Llama-ettes kept swirling about in a kind of vortex o' excitement.

Finally, as they were finishing up, the owner of the business, who was extremely nice although obviously crazy, said to me, "Man, how do you cope with such a constant output of energy?"

I took a slow look over at the gels, who were riding their bikes and scooters around the driveway like a horde of Comanches on a raid, and answered slowly. "Well, I drink a lot."

The guy just about fell off the back of the truck laughing.

Did I say something funny?

Posted by Robert at May 12, 2007 08:07 PM | TrackBack
Comments

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Posted by: vowwaeq at May 13, 2007 04:54 PM

I'm single and I drink a lot. Children - especially girls - would require no less than heroin for me... I'm sure of it.

Posted by: Hucbald at May 13, 2007 05:30 PM