May 04, 2007

I Just Don't Know What To Make Of This

Even back at my old site, I rarely blogged anything about celebrities unless they said or did something so utterly stupid that it just begged to be lampooned.

And I really could care less about the personal lives of people I only see on film. But this story drew me in. Action star Bruce Willis spends his vacation with his ex-wife and her boy toy.

While Miss Moore canoodled contentedly with her beloved on one side, action man Willis was happy to concentrate on his fishing.

Miss Moore, 44, and her film actor husband, 29, had joined 52-year-old Willis at his home in the Turks and Caicos Islands for a holiday to celebrate the completion of Live Free or Die Hard, his fourth film featuring hard-bitten detective John McClane.

Also present in the Caribbean were Willis and Miss Moore's daughters Rumer, 18, Scout, 15, and Tallulah, 13. Celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz was invited along to record the break for the latest edition of Vanity Fair, which goes on sale today...

...Willis told the magazine he sees nothing unusual in the relationship. He said: "It's hard to understand, but we go on holidays together. We still raise our kids together - we still have that bond.

"Demi is the mother of my children and Ashton is the stepfather of my children. I'm thrilled that Ashton turned out to be such a great guy.

"I love Demi, and I know she loves me."

Moore and Willis separated in 1998 after 11 years of marriage.

She wed Kutcher in 2005, while Willis has since been linked with a string of Hollywood beauties.

OK, now this either makes Bruce Willis the coolest guy in the world or the biggest chump.

Willis Vacation.jpg

I mean, it's one thing to be supportive of your kids' mom and her relationship but damn me you'd think Kutcher could be a little more discrete in the PDA department, no?

Is anyone else torn by this?

Yips! from Robbo: In the words of "Black" Jacques Shellack, "Seek! Seek! Seek!"

Posted by Gary at May 4, 2007 11:30 AM | TrackBack
Comments

See in the world of Lesbian romance, it is almost SOP to become best friends with your ex. I don't see much strange in this.

They had something and it's over - but it isn't quite over since they have the kids to worry about.

The only other model is the one where they drag one another to court for 18 years, try to make the kids hate the other parent/step-parent/etc.

Take your pick.

Posted by: Zendo Deb at May 4, 2007 11:43 AM

Well, see, I don't accept the "they were married and now it's just over" model because I don't view marriage as just another relationship.

If things were so awful as to truly warrant a divorce (abuse, infidelity, etc.) then they should stay away from each other. All this "buddy, buddy" stuff is mere hypocracy and easily seen through by everybody involved, kids included.

However, if they're really such pals and still love each other as claimed, they had no business getting divorced. And if they felt they couldn't deal with that level of commitment, they shouldn't have got married to begin with.

Of course, these are Hollywood people, so all bets are off anyway.

Posted by: Robbo the LB at May 4, 2007 12:27 PM

What part about "string of Hollywood beauties" did you not understand?

Posted by: Son of a Pig and a Monkey at May 4, 2007 01:22 PM

Well, I do approve of this situation more than the Alec Baldwin one.

Posted by: rbj at May 4, 2007 02:51 PM

It's not just Hollywood - when my neice was young, my sis and BIL would hang out socially with her ex and his new wife. The guys got along really well...it was truly strange for the rest of us.

Posted by: Diane at May 4, 2007 04:29 PM

PEOPLE!...people....why all the fuss? Look at the picture again.... Bruce Willis is F-I-S-H-I-N-G, and we all know that fishing and golf take precedence over ALL other matters, I mean, it is more important than love or war....

Posted by: Terrapod at May 4, 2007 05:33 PM

Der Brucemeister: "Enjoy her, son. Women are a dime a dozen. Even the gorgeous ones. But, a world class marlin?! Now THAT is something special. Pardon me while I have the REAL fun here."

I'm with Bruce. Of course, I grew up in Panama and was catching sailfish, wahoo, and dorado before I turned nine.

Kutcher does seem like the type that needs a mommy though. Bruce is most definitely the daddy type. Demi has probably outgrown (Or out-groan) that stage.

Full Disclosure: I remember Demi from General Hospital when I was in high school, and she was in my top ten list. Was being the operative word.

"Time is the fire in which we burn" and all that.

Posted by: Hucbald at May 4, 2007 10:07 PM

Robbo, sorry the rest of us don't live up to your august standards on how we run our personal relationships. When you are elected emperor, you can dictate how we live. In the meantime....

Posted by: Zendo Deb at May 5, 2007 07:52 AM

Hmm. A comparison:

It is best for the baby if before attempting to get pregnant a woman discusses it with her obstetrician and starts taking pre-natal vitamins; takes essentially no medications, abstains from alcohol, tobacco, and drugs; has a completely healthy pregnancy; and has a term vaginal delivery. The chance of all of this happening is rather low.

In a perfect world everyone would have met their perfect mate by 18, get married, have kids, never get into an argument that lasted more than 30 minutes, and never have something drastically affect the marriage. In a perfect world there would be no divorce.

Do people sometimes get married and divorced for what seem like silly reasons to me? Sure. Is this a better state of affairs than is being nearly impossible to get a divorce for any reason? Seems like it to me.

And when a gay couple I know who have been together for more than 25 years can't get married, this isn't a perfect world.

Posted by: owlish at May 5, 2007 09:28 AM

I think BW doesn't have a problem with it cause he's boning Ashton too.

You're not gay if you're pitching.

I'd do him. In a completely metrosexual way though.

Posted by: sentinel at May 5, 2007 10:42 AM

WTF is Bruce doing with that rig? He's either retarded about fishing, or he's drunk. He's over-the-shoulder Annie Oakley-ing that thing. He can't have a fish on, or the boat would be stopped, and if he's just trolling with a lure or a ballyhoo, he wouldn't need that grimace to adjust the line out.

That's a pretty small boat for people with more than a little $.

Posted by: skh.pcola at May 6, 2007 04:50 PM