May 01, 2007
Ol' Fred! Mania just might have hit a serious pothole
KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
No one has been more behind a Fred Thompson candidacy than me, but that might be about to change: if this is true, and Ol' Fred played a game of "Yeah, I'd hit that" with Margaret Carlson, then my long national nightmare of supporting Rudy or McCain has just begun.
After all, we are talking about the presidency of the United States of America, dammit!
Ol' Fred for President: Because even the homely punditettes deserve some Fred lovin'
UPDATE: The Colossus poses an interesting question in the comments section for you guys out there: which would you rather hit, Margaret Carlson, or a dead zombie hooker that's been in a car trunk for a week?
I think we know what the answer is to that one. (And the correct answer is NOT, "Well, would she call up Eleanor Clift for a threesome?")
Posted by Steve-O at May 1, 2007 09:53 PM | TrackBackYou're kidding me, right? This just erased any doubts about the man I might have harbored. Al Quaeda, Fred's Strong Pimp Hand... 'nuff said.
Posted by: Boy Named Sous at May 2, 2007 12:46 AMI tried to warn you guys about the "dead hooker in a bungalow" scenario with regards to Fred . . . while Margaret Carlson is not quite a dead hooker, there may be yet other shoes to drop . . .
Maybe they'd be like totally hot zombie hookers, and Ol' Fred could go all MacGuyver on their zombie asses.
Posted by: Steve the LLamabutcher at May 2, 2007 08:05 AMUm, isn't Eleanor Clift the dead zombie hooker what's been in a car trunk for a week?
I'll give Fred a pass on Carlson -- he was just doing some charity work.
Posted by: rbj at May 2, 2007 09:08 AMSteve-O, you sure that isn't the Humper?
Posted by: Robbo the LB at May 2, 2007 12:20 PMYes boys and girls, that is the textbook definition of 'taking one for the team'. At least it *wasn't* Eleanor Clift or MoDo.
Posted by: Gmac at May 3, 2007 01:43 PM
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