April 26, 2007

Now THIS is a weird way to begin a dark and dreary Thursday

Weirdness, my friends, weirdness:

Actor Kurt Russell has confirmed the last two words movie mogul Walt Disney wrote before he died were the Death Proof star's name.

It has long been rumored that Disney penned 'Kurt' and 'Russell' just before he passed away in 1966. Russell was a child actor signed to the studio at the time.

During a recent appearance on US TV show Jimmy Kimmel Live, the 56-year-old Russell confirmed the urban legend as fact.

He said, "It's true. I don't know what to make of that. I was taken into his office one time after he died and I was shown that."

Posted by Steve-O at April 26, 2007 09:14 AM | TrackBack
Comments

That proves it. Kurt Russell is a cyborg. Walt had him secretly built before he died.

Posted by: Gary at April 26, 2007 09:25 AM

Walt was trying to spell out the name of his killer.
I'm guessing Kurt poisoned his tea to finish him off and poor uncle Walt found out too late....

Posted by: phin at April 26, 2007 10:25 AM

Identifying the baby-faced killer, perhaps?

More likely a ruse planted to keep the media from the true story -- the secret cryo-labs beneath Disneyland. Walt never died -- or perhaps, through eons, even death may die -- he merely is waiting for "the stars to be right" when he will wake again. We will rue the day.

Posted by: The Colossus at April 26, 2007 10:28 AM

C'mon, people! Everybody knows that Ol' Walt was working on a portal into an opposite Universe. Trouble was that Kurt accidentally walked into the machine instead, summonsing his evil twin.....Patrick Swayze. The shock killed off Ol' Walt then and there. Now Kurt and Patrick are at large in the world and if they ever come together again, all hell will break loose. The only way to undo this curse is to throw Kurt back in the machine, a secret Walt was trying to bestow when he copped it.

Posted by: Robbo the LB at April 26, 2007 10:56 AM