Methinks the lovely Chai-Rista has been holding back on us

Sometimes guest poster Chai-Rista has sort of restarted her old blog at a new place: Chai's Truly Bad Films. That's great, and I'm really happy for Liz (as the old place had some sort of tragic internet accident involving Brownie hackers), even though now that she's a full professor she has no time for mere measly mortal scum like the humble LLamas. Allrighty then.

But now she's gone and done it: posted her scathingly hilarious review of the latest fashions in Goth Swimwear. The first pic alone is worth the price of admission: think Mary Kate Olsen after a weekend heroin and tostitos bender at Pete Doherty's place. There's even a Goth Chick Swimsuit calendar.

Chlorine and ammonia eyewash not included.

UPDATE: I wasn't paying attention, so I missed the mark as it was happening: this post is entry Number 10,000 for the LLamas, putting us in official Iron Blogger territory. Two big milestones in one week--now it's time to party!