Great Moments in American jurisprudence

The blue wall gets stretched even further:

Prosecutors have decided not to pursue charges against Victor Willis, the original policeman in '70s disco band The Village People, who was arrested last month after his girlfriend accused him of choking and threatening her. The woman claimed the 55-year-old singer had threatened her with a knife and had been abusive, police said.

"There was simply a minor disagreement between Victor and his fiancee who are residing together in a penthouse apartment in San Diego's La Jolla area," said Alice Wolf, Willis' publicist, in a statement. "Victor loves her very much and she loves Victor."

Oooooookay....