What we REALLY do to unlawful combatants captured on the battlefield

I tried to explain to the Future ROTC Scholarship Recipient why I would be gone for a very long time in the Middle East, expressing it in terms he could understand: "I'm going to help the good guys fight the bad guys." My four-year old quickly shortened this to: "Daddy chases bad guys" which he has told to friends, relatives, and strangers alike. This week he was asked: "What does your dad do to the bad guys when he catches them?" My son promptly fired back: "He makes them take a bath!" If it were only that easy. . .