April 09, 2007

24 Liveblog: CRISIS Indeed faces the nation

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I'm sorry, but we're going to have to break out the Nekkid Midget Lesbian Amish Drudge Siren for this: Dave Barry is reporting that Audrey is returning on 24 tonight.

And let me personally express my extreme jealousy at Mr. Barry for owning the top spot on Google for

Audrey is a noxious ho 24

at least for now.

Laugh while you can, monkey boy!

UPDATE: Ian at Hot Air has the preview, and Lorie at Wizbang is hosting an open thread.

UPDATE: PERIMETER!!! AIIIIIIGGHHHH!

Audrey RETURNS! FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON!!!!!!
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From IMDB---kind of like the trick thing with the Starbuck chick on Battlestar not listing her in the credits to hide the fact that she's really a man!!! or that she was actually alive or something.

UPDATE: MAYBE THIS WON'T BE SUCH A BAD THING

I've been assured by industry insiders that now that they are to the always funky midnight hour, they are finally going to explore that little Sapphic side involving Chloe, Audrey, and the CTU bomb-sniffing robot.

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Because nothing says 21st century loving quite like a bomb-sniffing robot named Ron Jeremy.

Posted by Steve-O at April 9, 2007 07:51 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Picture doesn't work.

Posted by: SVC Alumnus at April 10, 2007 12:05 AM

Prediction: Audrey doesn't survive through hour 24 and Jack finally gets to kill that annoying Chinese guy who always says "Hello der, Meestah Bowah."

Posted by: Gary at April 10, 2007 07:54 AM

It's probably just me but I think Audrey looks a bit like a character from a Tim Burton movie in that picture. Corpse Bride perhaps.

Posted by: Trip at April 10, 2007 10:02 AM