Oh my

Melissa Theuriau, up close and personal. And not amused:

She says she is amazed over her impact and the cult-like following that she has earned. "I can't explain it. Just like I can't explain why they don't leave my private life alone," she told the French TV Magazine last month. "I am absolutely not seeking this publicity." Lawyers are now trying to purge the internet of her semi-naked beach pictures, which featured in a French magazine last year.

"I welcome complements, on condition that people also talk about my professional ability," she said.

Melissa Theuriau, demonstrating some true professional ability. Go here for the animated gif.

Gary, Phin, I think she's talking about you two clowns. Because She knows my devotion is pure, baby!