April 01, 2007

To put things in perspective: The LLamabutchers present the Theory of Campaign Finance Relativity

Drudge practically has the siren out announcing Hillary!'s record first quarter fund-raising, raising $26 million dollars since January, together with rolling over $10 million from her Senate campaign fund.

Ninety days, $36 million.

Meanwhile, Blades of Glory--the completely asinine new manwhore figure skating movie starring Will Ferrell and Jon Heder--opened Friday, and took the top spot in the weekend box office.

Three days, $33 million.

And that's without Ferrell getting to roll in any of the gross from his last effort, as Hillary was allowed to do.

Does this mean America loves Hillary! just slightly more than a spandex clad Will Ferrell farting on the ice while having to sniff Napoleon Dynamite's package to the music of Def Leppard?

The world may never know.

UPDATE:


Posted by Steve-O at April 1, 2007 09:04 PM | TrackBack
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