March 28, 2007

What the...?

The Colossus's site won't let me comment on a post, so we'll have to do it Jeopardy! style. The answer is:

Hagel.

And it's a midget albino lesbian hooker wearing a Klan hood and lingerie made from the still bloody hides of freshly beaten baby seals, and she's shot clean through her copy of Fields of Fire and Born Fighting.

And the press wouldn't give a damn.

And the question is "which Republican candidate strikes you as most likely to go down in flames due to a dead hooker in a bungalow scenario? I mean, besides Rudy."

Posted by Steve-O at March 28, 2007 10:00 PM | TrackBack
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I hadn't thought of Hagel, but you're probably right. He's gone so far off the deep end that he's capable of anything. I half expect him to proclaim himself the Messiah, and then reenact the Heaven's Gate cult mass suicide (complete with purple shrouds and $5 bills to pay the fare on the alien spaceships) with his staffers any day now.

You realize that the moment Fred Thompson announces is when Elisabeth Rohm and other cast members of Law and Order start giving interviews in the press talking about Fred being "handsy", right?

Posted by: The Colossus at March 29, 2007 07:19 AM

I mean, not that I'm starting whispering campaigns against fellow Republicans, or anything. By the way, were McCain's shock treatments successful?

Posted by: The Colossus at March 29, 2007 07:21 AM

RE Elisabeth Rohm, she's just mad because he fired her for not being aggressive enough. That, and being a lesbian.

Re McCain, bad taste, dude...

Posted by: Steve the LLamabutcher at March 29, 2007 07:26 AM