March 27, 2007

This One's For Steve-O

Snake Plisskin isn't happy:

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: Over the past couple of months, Variety has reported that Hollywood is remaking The Thing and now Escape From New York. What's your take on that?

KURT RUSSELL: [Laughs] They're remaking everything I've ever done.

Some people are really attached to those movies.

Yeah, I think that's what happens to people as they get older, they get territorial and proprietary about these things. However, I will say that when I was told who was going to play Snake Plissken, my initial reaction was ''Oh, man!'' [Russell winces]. I do think that character was quintessentially one thing. And that is, American.

What other films of yours have been remade?

They remade a couple of Disney films that I made — Kirk Cameron did The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes. They made Backdraft into two television series, Rescue Me and Third Watch, both of which I never saw. They did Stargate.

But messing with Snake Plissken is a whole different level of heresy...

People come up to me and say, ''You played Snake Plissken.'' I didn't play Snake Plissken, I created him! Goldie [Hawn] and I were talking the other day about this, and I said, ''Man, this is weird, isn't it?'' And she said, ''When they were going to do a remake of Private Benjamin, I thought, 'I didn't play Private Benjamin, I created that role!''' I did Wyatt Earp — there's only been 50 of those. But I'll tell you what, I'll put my Wyatt Earp up against anybody's. I'll put my MacCready [his character in The Thing] up against anybody's.

What if they asked you to do a cameo in the new Escape from New York, or play the Ernest Borgnine role?

F--- that! I am Snake Plissken! It's like Sean Connery always watching someone else do their version of Bond. I think one of the things, for instance, about Escape From New York that appealed to me was that it wasn't a special effects extravaganza. It's a quiet, dark world and it revolved around watching the behavior of this one guy. He's a fascinating character. In fact, he's the most complex character I've ever played.

[Ed. - The quality of the interview tape drops off considerably at this point, but a number of howls and screams can be heard before it ends abruptly.]

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Posted by Robert at March 27, 2007 10:47 AM | TrackBack
Comments

I have to agree. Russell created that role. He is Plisken.

Posted by: Gary at March 27, 2007 11:55 AM

Indeed. No need to remake that classic.

So when's the remake of Overboard?

Posted by: rbj at March 27, 2007 12:52 PM

They'd better not touch Tombstone!

Posted by: GroovyVic at March 27, 2007 01:47 PM

You know what's coming next----Highlander!

Posted by: Steve the LLamabutcher at March 27, 2007 02:32 PM

Russell has since retracted what he said and publicly supports Clive Owen in the role. Personally I am waiting for the remake of Big Trouble in Little China. "May The Wings of Liberty Never Lose a Faether."

Posted by: Taleena at March 27, 2007 04:15 PM

To use a line too often used by George Lucas:

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Hollywood better keep their mitts off Highlander, too.

Posted by: GroovyVic at March 27, 2007 04:44 PM

It seems that Gerard Butler from 300 is likely to be the next Snake Plissken.

Posted by: Trip at March 28, 2007 09:16 AM