March 26, 2007

I can see it now: the evil Canadians are going to be shipping off Santa's elves to a concentration camp for sure!

I for one am looking forward to the impending war between Canada and Denmark for the conquest of Santa's Village. You know it's getting serious when the Hosers are pulling out the big guns:

Some Canadians even called for a boycott of Danish pastries. ... Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has pledged to put military icebreakers in the frigid waters "to assert our sovereignty and take action to protect our territorial integrity."

Whoa there, Nellie!

Right now they are skirmishing over the Island of Forgotten Toys.

Besides waging war over Santa's Village, did you know there are Vampires running lose in Edmonton?

I think it's high time we dust off War Plan Red.

Posted by Steve-O at March 26, 2007 11:37 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Remember, Denmark stood tall and firm over the flap about the Mohammed cartoons. Not sure the Canucks have the same fortitude.

Posted by: rbj at March 26, 2007 06:53 PM

Global warming is going to make a lot of people rich. No wonder the Democrats are so bent-out-of-shape over it.

Posted by: Zendo Deb at March 26, 2007 08:47 PM