Fred Thompson On "300"

The Steve-O and Gary streams cross...

Ol' Fred to whiny crybaby Iranians bitching about the portrayal of Persians in "300": Suck it, Losers!!

Who are these guys who are getting all flushed over our cultural insensitivity?

People who want to blow Jews off the face of the earth. The regime that stormed our embassy in 1971 and kept Americans captive for 444 days. Iran’s Hezbollah puppets have killed more Americans, than any other terrorist group except al Qaeda. Explosive devices from Iran are being used right now against our soldiers in Iraq. They’re clearly more skittish about cultural warfare than the sort that actually kills people — like the one against Israel that Iran financed just a few months ago.

Fred Thompson for President. Because Xerxes was an oversized, diaper-wearing Boy George wannabe! And he was the best the Persians had to offer. You gotta problem with that, Mack-mood?

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Ol' Fred for President: Because his policy on dealing with Persians is to feed 'em some Tender Vittles but make 'em sleep in the garage with the other critters.