March 19, 2007

The Case for Fred Thompson

In the Washington Post, no less.

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Ol' Fred for President: Because "Woodward" and "Bernstein" are the names of the boys in his nutsack. And the reanimated corpse of Katherine Graham is his zombie serving wench.

Yips! from Gary:
John Fund at OpinionJournal.com takes a look:

So many voters remain unsold on any of the current GOP contenders that Mr. Thompson just might trade his TV sound stage for a campaign microphone. As this is the first truly open Republican nomination fight in decades, the party might as well revel in the competition it claims to cherish in other parts of life.

Posted by Steve-O at March 19, 2007 07:22 AM | TrackBack
Comments

And he openly boasts he can take Gandhi in a bar fight. He's our man...

Posted by: LB Buddy at March 19, 2007 10:04 AM

Not to mention that he looks like a President... right out of central casting. *rimshot*

Posted by: Hucbald at March 19, 2007 10:51 AM

Now, now, LB Buddy---that's just what your left-wing distorted socialist media reported.

What he actually said was that he could kick Ghandi AND Reinhold Neibuhr's asses at the **same time** in a bar fight. And Ty Cobb's too. Because Cobb would be what, 120 now?

Get your facts straight, leftie!

Posted by: Steve the LLamabutcher at March 19, 2007 12:42 PM