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Slobodan Milosevic Still Dead: Vampire Hunters Mean To Keep Him That Way.

Serbian vampire hunters rammed a wooden stake through the heart of former dictator Slobodan Milosevic to stop him 'returning from the dead'.

Miroslav Milosevic, no relation to the former president, gave himself up to police who have launched an investigation.

He claimed he and his fellow vampire hunters acted to stop the former dictator returning from the dead to haunt the country.

Milosevic's Socialist Party of Serbia, which led the country to civil war and oversaw the break up of the former Yugoslavia, condemned the desecration of the grave in the eastern town of Pozarevac.

The vampire hunters told police the three-foot-long wooden steak had been driven into the ground and through the late president's heart.

Italics mine. So am I to understand that they didn't, em, actually check the body to make sure the stake went where it was supposed to? What are the odds that these guys didn't destroy the threat but only cheesed it off?

This has all the makings of a classic horror movie - John Carpenter's SLOBO II - The Stake-Out.

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