March 02, 2007

Death Star Attack "Truthers" Strike Back!

This is hilarious.

How could a single missile destroy a battle station the size of a moon? No records, anywhere, show that any battle station or capital ship has ever been destroyed by a single missile. Furthermore, analysis of the tape of the last moments of the Death Star show numerous small explosions along its surface, prior to it exploding completely! Why does all evidence indicate that strategically placed explosives, not a single missile, is what destroyed the Death Star?
It was in inside job!!

Yips! to AllahPundit (HotAir.com)

Update:Dang! Link is now dead. Should have reproced it in full.

Posted by Gary at March 2, 2007 04:02 PM | TrackBack
Comments

That is so perfect.

Posted by: The Colossus at March 3, 2007 12:32 PM