February 19, 2007
Gratuitous Franco-Philia
I know what you're thinking.
Is this the place to find luscious semi-nude photos of Melissa Theuriau? Is this where you'll find the Melissa Theuriau shrine of nudity? Or perhaps the Llama Butchers is the headquarters for drool-inducing shots of the hottest news anchor on television today?
Well, we aim to please. But unfortunately, there isn't a lot out there that allows us to post the type of nekkid pictures you're looking for.
This is, however, a site dedicated to the proposition that images of the lovely Melissa Theuriau can be a source of "bonne volonté" between our two nations.
The Marquis de Lafayette may never have actually said "Un jour, le futur de notre alliance peut dépendre de l'appréciation mutuelle d'une femme célibataire." But if he had seen this babe, I'm sure he'd "comprenez".
So, if you got here by searching for pictures showing Melissa Theuriau spread-eagle on a beach or bent over with her rump facing the camera or images of her perfect breasts then I'd say you are one randy bugger. Those photos, as far as I can tell, don't exist however. Sorry.
But every now and again, the Llama Butchers will seek to promote the outstanding beauty of everyone's favorite French news babe by posting photos of her right here. Be sure to check back to see her latest pics.
Posted by Gary at February 19, 2007 09:49 PM | TrackBackSmooth work Gary. Marching orders completed in record time, I'd venture.
Posted by: Uncle Pinky at February 19, 2007 11:50 PMWow, that's some serious chumming going on. I'm surprised you didn't mention the Melissa Theuriau sex scandal that doesn't exist.
Posted by: rbj at February 20, 2007 09:51 AMAll in good time.
These things must be handled delicately.
Posted by: Gary at February 20, 2007 11:13 AMGary, you've more than fulfilled your mission. And I feel it's high time for you to take a break. Any of Melissa's "things" need delicate handling, I'll take over from here.
After all, that's what teammates are for, right?
Posted by: Robbo the LB at February 20, 2007 11:26 AMThank you, thank you, thank you! My day is complete with the latest vision of her loveliness.
Posted by: Paul Phillips at February 20, 2007 03:31 PMI gotta ask.... how effective is this link whoring?
(my guess is pretty damn effective.... since you cover all the bases)
Posted by: Zendo Deb at February 20, 2007 08:50 PMAh, if you only knew the POWER of Google chumming.
It's just a question of thinking like the searcher. I recall the immortal words of Carl Spackler:
"In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days."
Posted by: Gary at February 20, 2007 11:09 PM
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