Gary the X-Donk, I give you your LLamabutchers Marching Orders

Old blog pal Gary the Ex-Donkey decided to wind down his old blog at the end of the last year, and we naturally seized upon the opportunity to offer Gary regular guest hosting privileges here at the LLamas. So far, it seems to be working out well: Gary's been posting mainly on weekends, which is great as that's when Robbo and I tend to post less frequently. And from the comments so far in the Tasty Bits Mail Sack(TM), the inmates at Danbury Federal Correctional Center who compulsively read the LLamas and email us how much we suck seem to enjoy Gary's wry bon mots a lot better than my regular drivel.

So Gary, now that you're feeling settled in, I'd like to give you a challenge. Son, we are only #4 on google in Australia for all searches dealing with hot French news babe "Melissa Theuriau." Frankly, this is unacceptable, and I expect you to do something about it, preferably yesterday. It is nothing short of an affair of honor to me.

I know you will not let us down.

UPDATE: This, not so much.

Yips! From Gary:
Be sure to check out the latest series entitled "Gratuituous Buck Blogging" to learn about some neat behind the scene info of the TV series "Buck Rogers in the 24th Century" and get the occasional visual treat of Erin Gray in her infamous satin cat suit.

Mega-Yips! from Gary:
We're Number ONE!!