Traffic whoring: the root of all evil?

Believe it or not, we get a fair amount of traffic from the heart of Dar al Islam, mainly looking for nekkid pictures of Yassir Arafat with Melissa Theuriau, and the lowdown info on barfighting lesbian NFL cheerleaders. Why do they come here from the Arabic google website? Is it to understand truly the depths of depravity that we in the West have sunk to? And how exactly, depraved and lax as we are, we are kicking their civilization in the teeth like some Jeetered out punk sent up against Jon Cena? Or is it that, deep down, they want to be like us?

As an aid to these fine LLamabutcher readers, I would like to suggest that here at the LLamas you will find no discussions about Paris Hilton's new faux breasticles. Nothing about the legal troubles of the nekkid cadaver of Anna Nicole Lulu Mae Daisy Smith, or the custody issues surrounding her faux chesticles. Nor anything about the new, bald, Britney Spears, nor certainly anything for those confused followers of Lord Osama Voldemort about pictures of Harry Potter's hoo-haa. For all that, and more, you really need to go to AgentBedHead.