January 08, 2007

"Because Assault Is What Tiggers Do Bestest!"

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Ace and the Colossus are both musing on the incident down at Disney in which the guy in the Tigger costume allegedly took a swing at some deadbeat-looking kid while the kid's dad was videotaping the whole thing.

I confess that I'm conflicted about this whole story.

On the one hand, although I haven't seen the film itself, from the stills available, it looks more like a slap than a punch. And the kid looks like a punk. Well, I always sided with Patton for slapping that sniveling little private in Sicily, so don't expect any sympathy from me here. Suck it up, you little sum'bitch.

On the other hand, this is Disney. And Disney is evil, res ipsa loquitur. When I was dragooned there, the characters kept coming up and putting their arms around me, much to my extreme annoyance. Perhaps I should have sued for sexual harassment?

On the third hand, what kind of a moron takes a swing in earnest at Junior when he knows Dad has the camcorder on him? (I suppose the answer to that one is somebody dumb enough that the only work they can get is dressing up in a giant tigger suit, so never mind.....)

On the fourth hand, what poor wage-slave working for Der Maus hasn't dreamed fervently of unloading on one of the gajillion obnoxious tourons swarming through the place?

As I say, I'm terribly conflicted about this. I'm sure, however, that it's all Speaker Pelosi's fault somehow.

UPDATE: Of course YouTube would have the clip already. Roll it:

You call this hitting? What kind of nancy-boys are these people?

I'm keeping the post title, tho', cos I like it.

Posted by Robert at January 8, 2007 12:44 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I think it was Fox News this morning that said the kid was trying to unzip Tigger's costume.

Posted by: Domenico Bettinelli at January 8, 2007 03:14 PM

To me, it looks like Tigger is losing his balance when the kid touches him, and the hand comes up automatically. The most you could say is that Tigger brushed he kid. Take into account the limited visibility/maneuverability of the guy in the Tigger suit, and this all adds up to nothing.

Or, to use an NFL analogy, this facemask is of the 5 yard variety, not the 15.

Posted by: The Colossus at January 8, 2007 05:44 PM

I wonder if this is the same Tigger who got in hot water for copping a feel a couple of years ago?

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at January 8, 2007 09:46 PM

Watched this video pretty closely. God bless HDTV. I tend to believe there's something to Tigger's claim. Watch the grinning punks left arm. When Tigger initially begins to move away, the punk's arm goes with him as if he's got a good grip on Tigger's back. Watch the punk's left bicep muscle flex just before Tigger begins to move and stay flexed as the action takes place. After the action, note the relaxed shape of the punk's bicep. Watch the grin that doesn't disappear until after the action is over. What's with the "bag glove" on the punk's right hand?

Posted by: Bill Doogan at January 8, 2007 11:59 PM

Back in the day my boys and I attended a birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese. The birthday boy was a spoiled, obnoxious little twit. He kept harrassing the guy in the rat costume until the rat decked him! Highlight of the party...

Posted by: Babs at January 9, 2007 08:22 AM