January 03, 2007
Don't Let The Door At Pro Player Hit You In The Backside On The Way Out
Nick Saban is leaving the 'Fins to go coach college ball at Alabama.
Dayum! The man is 15 and 17 with no playoff appearances over the past two seasons........What are we going to do without him?
UPDATE: Here's a little local commentary:
The punctuation on the Nick Saban Error is greasy and greedy. You know what he was as Dolphins coach? A failure. A loser. A gasbag. And one of the worst investments Dolphins owner Wayne Huizenga has ever made. He was less of a success than Dave Wannstedt and more of a traitor than Ricky Williams. There has been very little in franchise history that came with more expectations and fewer results than this hypocrite who at the end avoided the hard questions one last time.Talk like a warrior. Behave like a weasel.
Bitter? Nah. But all the more reason to be happy he's gone, I should think.
Hey I know what "we" could do with out him.
First word: Laces.
Second word: Out.
I say we brand a nice big "L" right in the middle of his forehead as a going away present.
Posted by: Mike at January 3, 2007 08:42 PMHeh. I don't know why Saban thinks 'Bama is any more fixable than the Dolphins were. If anything, it's an even bigger project with a greater likelihood of failure.
But for a guaranteed $34 million, I'd skipper the Titanic.
Posted by: The Colossus at January 4, 2007 03:03 PMLoser at Moo U, Loser at LSU, Loser at Miami, now a Loser at Alabamy!
Posted by: Macker at January 7, 2007 06:47 PM
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