December 25, 2006

Ladies, if you want to rivet the attention of the males of the species sitting around you

announce over dinner that you've informed your boyfriend that you would gladly go lesbian for Angelina Jolie because "she's gorgeous." This is a particularly effective technique if you are twenty-two, attractive, and toned up. Think I'm kidding? Just ask my sixteen-year old nephew--his attention span was fried at the same time mine was. This has been an LMC Public Service Announcement. We will now continue with our regularly scheduled programming.

Posted by LMC at December 25, 2006 10:15 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Jolie doesn't really do it for me. Now, Jessica Alba on the other hand. . .

Posted by: rbj at December 26, 2006 11:51 AM

Does this 'toned-up, 22 year old' have plans for New Year's Eve?

Posted by: Marvin at December 26, 2006 03:23 PM

Angelina is overrated...

Posted by: KMR at December 26, 2006 03:36 PM

This is hardly an "announcement," since any mention of sex usually sets men into "Tilt" mode for about 3 minutes before they can reboot their systems.

Posted by: Zendo Deb at December 26, 2006 07:33 PM