December 21, 2006

What's In A Name?

From the Tasty Bits Mail Sack (TM):

We own three llamas on our ranch outside Houston. What would you name a llama if you owned one? Furthermore, why would you want to own one? They smell, they spit, and they aren't terribly bright. But we love them just them same.

We named one Dhali Llama. We named the other one Osama Bin Llama. And
we are looking for a name for the third one.

Any suggestions?

Hmmmm.......

Well, if you're going for a continuation of the celebrity name theme, the only one that pops into my head at the moment is "Tony Llama."

As for non-celeb names, I'm pretty fond of "Robbo Llama," but that would be juuust a wee bit to weird for me.

I reckon there are plenty of bright ideas floating around the peanut gallery, so have at it everybody.......

Posted by Robert at December 21, 2006 12:42 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Llama Arafat.

Posted by: Mrs. Peperium at December 21, 2006 12:43 PM

Shama LLama Ding Dong

or, Otis for short.

Posted by: Steve the LLamabutcher at December 21, 2006 01:01 PM

Jeff "Llamalamp" Spicoli.

Posted by: pep at December 21, 2006 01:15 PM

"Big Hitter the Llama".

Posted by: The Colossus at December 21, 2006 01:55 PM

Dinner?
Maybe call up the Israeli military and ask what they call their llamas. Either that or "Fred" or "Daisy"

Posted by: rbj at December 21, 2006 02:29 PM

Ralph.

Posted by: JohnL at December 21, 2006 04:11 PM

Llama Cass.

Posted by: Mrs. Peperium at December 21, 2006 05:16 PM

JohnL: That's "Ralph the Wonder Llama" to you. :-)

I suggested this on the previous post, where the question was raised:

Barak Obama Llama.

Catchy, huh?

Posted by: David Fischler at December 21, 2006 05:34 PM

Llama bean.

Posted by: Mr. Peperium at December 21, 2006 08:01 PM

Don't ask me why, but we have two, Eddie and Paco. I agree with your emailer, they do smell, they do spit and they are almost as smart as Rosie O’Donnell thinks she is. I would suggest naming a llama, rotten son of a b!(#, because that is what you will be calling it anyway.

Maybe I am just in a foul mood, or it maybe the smell of wet llamas is getting to me.

Posted by: Yolo Cowboy at December 22, 2006 12:47 AM

Michaellamao.
Llamardo DaVinci.
Pope Alexandllama VI.

Posted by: The Maximum Leader at December 22, 2006 09:12 AM

Who can forget Lorenzo Llama, hearthrob of "Renegade?"

Posted by: Bret at December 22, 2006 12:09 PM

Llama Nate (or Llama Nate Ted Flores) comes to mind...

Then there's

The Blues: Llama Ma Don Tolme...

Seasonal: Fa-La-La-Llama (La-La-La-La)

Celebratory: Llama-La-Boom-De-Ay!

Tennessee only: Llama Alexander (Sen.)

Celebrity: Hedy Llamaa

Exploratory: Vasco Da Llama

Fruity: Chiquita De Llama

Posted by: loonpond at December 23, 2006 03:21 PM