December 21, 2006
Searing My Mental Retinas
Foolish of me to read this report confirming that Clinton's National Security Advisor, Sandy "Sticky Fingers" Berger, stole classified documents from the National Archives. Why? Because of quotes like this:
Inspector General Paul Brachfeld reported that National Archives employees spotted Berger bending down and fiddling with something white around his ankles.
Aaaaaah! It burns! It burns!!
UPDATE: Speaking of things, let's go to the ol' archives and tee up one of Steve-O's comic masterpieces:
If memory serves, Steve-O copped us our first Insta-lanche with this piece of inspired photoshoppery. I confess that owing to my own cultural deformities my first reaction was, "I don't get it." However, after Steve-O explained it to me using words of one syllable only, I was able to say, "Heh, indeed."
Posted by Robert at December 21, 2006 09:18 AM | TrackBackSandy Berger admitted to removing the documents (in his socks and pants) during a break from reviewing the documents. He has admitted that during that walk he hid them under a nearby construction trailer. He later retrieved them from under the construction trailer and destroyed them....
Just what kind information could those documents have contained that would cause someone to behave and break the law like that?
Posted by: Mrs. Peperium at December 21, 2006 12:42 PM
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