December 13, 2006

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

Groovy Vic cutting off my nose....

UPDATE: Basil Seal's tasteful Christmas guide is rolling out---follow along for tips for a very English Christmas (unfortunately, it doesn't include any Imperial ambitions involving pesky Zulus or Sikhs, or make any cracks as I would involving England's Santa's dentiture); Basil Seal's guide to tasteful Christmas Cards (which apparently was motivated by his distaste over my Joseph and Mary at the Crazy Achmed's Used Donkey Lot-themed card from last year); the Basil Seal guide to tastefully setting up the Creche (ie no figurines from South of The Border, or Playmobil Vikings, which rules out the creche at Stately LLama Manor); and last, but certainly not least, the Basil Seale Guide to Tasteful Use of the Holiday Music of Elvis Presley.

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Elvis Presley's 'White' Christmas, eh? As if Elvis would have had any other type......

Posted by Steve-O at December 13, 2006 03:54 PM | TrackBack
Comments

What about "A blue . . . blue blue blue Christmas!"

Posted by: The Colossus at December 13, 2006 05:18 PM

Well Steve-O, at least it wasn't a 'dog in Santa hat' card...I got that going for me...

Posted by: Basil Seal at December 13, 2006 09:50 PM