Le Mot Juste, Google Edition

Well, it appears that the Llama claim to the Google-search crown for "Alexandra Steele airhead" remains secure.

"Who?" you might ask? Well, unless you're a Weather Channel regular, you wouldn't be expected to know. In fact, this is she.

However, despite our possession of the title, I have long maintained that Ms. Steele is not an airhead. She is, instead, a bimbo. And she is perfectly matched in the evening with TWC mimbo Jim Cantore - together, they've got enough designer dentistry, spray-on tan, gym hard body, gold chain and leather accessories to (gosh, what's the phrase I want here?) supply Hedonists-R-Us for six months.

So you see, the Google crown is really kinda worthless. You want an airhead? This is an airhead: