November 22, 2006

That's My Church!

In response to my post of yesterday about the latest PC pogram in the Episcopal Church on the part of newly appointed High Priestess Katherine Schorri Jefferts, Fr. Christopher of Apostolicity sent me this recent pic of Her Grace:



Along those lines, I note that this coming Sunday is known in the Church as Christ the King Sunday. This got me wondering again: How much longer must we endure these outmoded titles, relics of an exploded feudal system built on the backs of the Oppressed? I mean, it's like soooooo hierarchical! Instead of Jesus being the "King of Kings" or the "Prince of Peace", shouldn't we develope some more relevant and inclusive titles?

How about "Supreme Hugging Machine"?

Or "Our Maximum Buddy"?

Or, simply, "Snuggles"?

I hope Her Presiding Bishopressness gets right on this.

Posted by Robert at November 22, 2006 02:33 PM | TrackBack

Now now... the next thing you are going to do is try to rename the Trinity... oh, wait, it's already been done.

Posted by: Zendo Deb at November 22, 2006 03:43 PM

And that isn't even a good bit of photoshopping...

Posted by: Zendo Deb at November 22, 2006 03:47 PM

Will you be very surprised to show up in church Sunday only to find the place decked with banners hailing Christ the Queen?

Posted by: tee bee at November 22, 2006 04:46 PM

Help Help, we're being repressed

Posted by: Big Mac w/ an Egg at November 22, 2006 06:31 PM